1. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
2. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
3. Was learning cursive really necessary?
4. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
5. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
6. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
7. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
8. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
9. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.
10. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?) but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
11. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
12. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
13. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
14. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
15. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
16. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
17. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch or phone 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
4 comments:
I love that! Esp. the last one about looking at your phone 3 times and still not knowing what time it is-makes me feel not so "dumb"! Funny!
I totally agree with these! Although, the Do not machine wash and dry means I will not buy this at this point in my life. Thanks for sharing!
#2 -- I could totally show you how to fold a fitted sheet. Grandma Pearl taught me, and apparently only me. Jeri and Karissa were very jelous when they saw me do it. Perhaps I should make a youtube about it.
#5 I just recenly saw an obit where the lady asked people to vote against Harry Reid instead of flowers -- she was a democrat too.
#7 Ususally the moment I get up I want to be lazy.
#8 Can't we just ignore Blue Ray and whatever else comes after and wait 20 years? Seriously, I've not even had time to get a DVR yet.
#16 It's almost a certian thing when you go to Santa Fe. We can't have cheaters now can we?!!
I do the looking at time one every time I look at the time.. and I was just talking to tannis about that too! These are awesome
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